Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians, What Musician Will Be Your Favorite ?
This are the clubs they will be…
1. Davido – PSG, Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
2. 2face – Barcelona; 2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry. Still winning awards.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC; Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United; D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.
5. Burna boy – Napoli; He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom; Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus; He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa; Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid; Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR; Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City; Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
13. Viktoh – Carpi; That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund; Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia; Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea; Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool; Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham; Knows how to sing/rap/play… Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect though!
19. Ycee – Leicester City; Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-red – Monaco; Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – Inter Milan; Came, saw, conquered and went back!
22. Reekado Banks – Westham; He’s making a promising start so far.
23. Mode 9 – Ac Milan; His success story is in the past.
24. Wizkid – Real Madrid; Very consistent scores big internationally
25. Don Jazzy – Bayern Munich; Always pooching the best talent around him
26. Terry G – Enyimba; Always winning local league but internationally presence is low.